Me Llamo Ian

"I don’t like wind turbines… they’ll ruin our view!"

"I don’t like wind turbines… they’ll ruin our view!"

Working in the service industry…

Working in the service industry…

What it feels like when you have to wake up early for school

What it feels like when you have to wake up early for school

windypenguin:

tuiteyfruityundead:

i-like-the-tuna-here:

America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.

we know

too bad the government doesn’t

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deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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rainby rod

chibisokka:

ok i actually put the rainbow road theme at 70% speed and it sounds like an infomercial soundtrack from the 1980s

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Anonymous said: Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.

yung-medusa:

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”

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